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Funny Sports Books and Quotes

By Rick Garner

Spoiled Sports: Comical and Disturbing Stories of the 21st Century

Spoiled Sports presents an entertaining exposé of the funniest and most humiliating behavior exhibited by professional athletes. By first-time author and sports fanatic Garret L. Kolb, Spoiled Sports serves as a compilation chronicling the most amusing, unusual, undignified, unethical, and criminal escapades of professional athletes in recent history. Kolb also presents a detailed list of today’s 38 worst offenders, dubbed the “Ingrate 38,” and their myriad of amusing (and often disturbing) offenses.

The Sarcastic Sports Trivia Book, Vol. 2: 300 Funny and Challenging Questions from the Dark Side of Sports

Written by stand-up comedian Paul Nardizzi

Sports fans will love the sharp, caustic tone of the writing (which manages to be hilarious, too) as well as the challenging questions

both books available on www.Amazon.com

We can’t win at home. We can’t win on the road. I just can’t figure out where else to play!
~ Pat Williams

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
~ Greg Norman, Pro Golfer

My sister’s expecting a baby,and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.
~ Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player

You can observe a lot just by watching.
~ Yogi Berra

You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.

~ Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach

Half this game is ninety percent mental.
~ Danny Ozark, manager of the Philadelphia Phillies

Fade into Bolivian, I guess.

~Fighter Mike Tyson’s reply to a query about what he would do when he hung up the gloves

I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

~Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh

You can sum up this sport in two words: You never know.
~ Lou Duva, boxing trainer

The Gullikson twins here. An interesting pair, both from Wisconsin…
~ Dan Maskel

Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter. I’m amphibious.
~ Charles Shackleford of the NCSU basketball team

I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.

~ Shaquille O’Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece.

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